With the Philadelphia Eagles in the Super Bowl you know that their fans are pretty excited. Unlike their opponent, the New England Patriots, the Eagles haven't bene in this position very often. Naturally the City is a little concerned with how the fans will handle the outcome of the Super Bowl.
During the NFC Championship game against the Minnesota Vikings the City of Philadelphia greased the poles and posts around the city with Crisco to deter fans from climbing them after the game. It didn't really work as fans will find a way.
Now Pornhub is stepping in to offer the city some of their lube to try out instead of Crisco.